Thanks to SlingBlade for the content.

Thanks (I guess) to Mitch for the email.

Thanks to Mitch for the FUs.

Here’s the video Mitch emailed us about.

Why not join the Moon Masters’ 231 club? For a mere $231, you too can be a member and enjoy all of the benefits. Thanks to Josh in Japan, Noobchan, Lord Kaosu, and Marius for the emails.

Thanks to Pete for the Stump Aloha.

Poop coffee, rat monkeys, penguins vs. puffins, crotch coffee, Mickey thinks all iPhone users are supposed to be geniuses but are actually idiots, we argued a bit about Apple lawsuits. I’m hoping Apple sues Mickey and Tim represents him in court.

In this episode, we talked about the launch of our new social network/media sensation/check cashing place. Moon Masters Plus is by invite only, though, and if you’re wondering if you’ve been invited, well, the answer is no. And, you’ll never be invited. It’s that exclusive.

In this episode, we spilled the beans on the secrets of Jake and Dave.

Another spine-tingling adventure with the Award Winning Moon Masters. Thanks to Mitch for the strange email and to Kaosu for the normal ones.

In this episode, we talked about Charlie Sheen and the Ultimate Warrior, Mick Aloha inspiring revolution, where the greed really is, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis going to town, and the hottest topic of all, social security. Thanks to Jordan and Josh in Japan for the content.

Links:

Charlie Sheen quiz

CelebJihad Black Swan scene

In other news, I will be making changes to the site this weekend. New theme change and more ways for you to donate and make Dowell and I rich beyond our wildest dreams! Now that will be $4.58 for reading that post. We accept most currency including dollars, euros, francs, krones, blow, pounds, hookers, and pesos. Pay at the top.

Enjoy this Cracked article

In this episode, we talked about Aloha directing traffic and I can’t remember any more.

Here you go.

Thanks to Mitch, Jake, and Dave for the emails.

Thanks to Mitch for the email and the loot. Thanks to cheap-assed Jordan for the email only. Thanks to Dr Quackles for smoking crack. Thanks to the Evil King for being evil…and smoking crack.

In this episode, Mitch pretty much has the best idea ever, which involves you losing money and us getting money. Mick Aloha lays out his plans to buy a lake. If you’re thinking Legion of Doom, so am I. So, I guess you can take this episode, stick it in your port 80 and smoke it.

Oh god he has cellphone danglys I can’t watch.

I almost forgot to post this one.

In this episode, we come up with a money-making scheme that is sure to work: be reptilian. OK, so now send us your money. Reptilians rule and Cthulhu is real!

The quick episode we recorded to replace the lost recording that turned out not to be lost at all.

My mic Cyloned so I unplugged it and Wiretap stopped recording. It appeared that the recording was lost, so we recorded a shorter follow up. Then, this recording reappeared. It’s a miracle episode!

SSDD.

This is a Moon Masters episode.

Come on SpikeTV, buy our show.

Many hot topics were covered. By us. Thanks to Crazed Anime Kid for the crazed e-mails.

Wiki for this episode. We talked about our new plan to get rich. So, send us some money and tell us which part of the moon you’re paying for. It’s that easy.

Thanks to Jake and Dr. Quackles for the content.

Wiki for this episode. We talked about Aloha’s living situation, a visit from friends from KY, United airlines, Sheryl Crow’s teeth, egg allergies, our new real estate company, Apoc’s new cable and Internet service, Apoc’s nose job, Prime Minister Ozawa?, and Aloha saves another hungry Japanese person. We’ll get to the content next time. Thanks for listening!